Big Mouthful

Parker and mom enjoying a big bowl of buttery popcorn:

Parker: Mom, how bout you read me a story (statement or question; I wasn't sure!)
Mom: I can't, I'm busy eating this popcorn. I can't read when my mouth is full!
Parker: Then I'll eat the popcorn and you can read!
Mom: (Laughing)--no way!

What can I say. . .I really enjoy popcorn!

Disclaimer: No child's feelings were hurt or futures damaged in the enacment of this scene.